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Bitch Punch Dust
The Wizard is a wizard who isn't good at being a wizard.
The Wizard's main magical powers seem to be manipulating cardboard boxes to use them as portals. He also uses them as magic teleporting transportation. He also has the power to freeze and throw people with magic, as well as the power to change someone's pants into jorts.
- Rainbow sweater over a dress shirt
- Either a blue robe or plaid sportcoat
- Rainbow umbrella